The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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