How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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