Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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