lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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