her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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