They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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