god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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