awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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