I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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