Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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