My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i came on her dog
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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