I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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