i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you would pick up someone in the library
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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