Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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