I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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