How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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