I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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