Ketchup is God's man juice
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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