if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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