There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We need to feng shui this bitch.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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