I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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