what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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