i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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