If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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