I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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