I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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