I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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