and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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