are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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