i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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