She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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