Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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