hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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