I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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