3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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