I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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