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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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