That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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