On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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