When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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