then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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