Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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