so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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