I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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