...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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