To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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