I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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