That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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