Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He shit in the fireplace
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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