i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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